I have a guest post today on my friend Missy’s blog Wonder, Friend. Please check it out. Follow her blog, it’s a good one. And while you’re at it… let whatever you do today be enough.

Valentine’s Day: a non-DIYer’s nightmare

I am not what one would call a DIY-er. (Is that what they’re called? I am so not a DIY-er that I’m not even sure of the terminology.) Recently a friend of mine was talking about how she “whipstitched” one of her husband’s ties to make it appropriately skinny for an 80s costume party, and ...

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French parents are superior? Only if we let them say so

I have a story up on Huffington Post this week about the Wall Street Journal’s latest attempt to make us feel bad about ourselves. Last year we were all told Why Chinese Mothers are Superior; now we’re being told Why French Parents are Superior. My own take on this is that ’70s parents were doing ...

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why being a mother is like starring in a horror movie

I said it the other night, at a cocktail party. “Yeah, the kids are good! Things are good! We’re in a really great place. It’s… easy!” And as soon as it came out of my mouth, I panicked. As I chewed on my chicken satay. Everyone knows that the girl in the horror movie isn’t ...

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why you can never win a conversation with a four-year-old

I was getting my four-year old ready for her bath the other night. While I pulled off her leggings, she picked up a toilet paper tube and decided (naturellement) to interview me through it. MAGGIE: MOMMY! What is your FAVORITE MOVIE? ME: Ummm…. Rushmore. Maggie puts the toilet paper roll aside. MAGGIE: What? ME: Rushmore. MAGGIE: ...

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who has the hardest “hard”? Who cares?

You know how, once in a while, you read something and not only do you want to share it on Facebook, you want to staple it to your forehead and hand out copies to everyone you meet, thrusting it into their hands, saying, “This. THIS.” ? You know that feeling? I’m feeling that after reading ...

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Mom needs some happy juice, stat

Last week, I faced down something which I truly dreaded: my child under general anesthesia. In October we found out that our nine-year-old son Connor needed to have five baby teeth pulled, in addition to some “gum removal” (shudder). This was all because his grown-up teeth are sitting in his upper jaw, fully formed but ...

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announcing LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER: NYC

One of the first in-real-life friends I made through blogging was Ann Imig of Ann’s Rants. (She’s hilarious and you should be reading her if you don’t already.) She is also brilliant, and two years ago, when she launched Listen To Your Mother, I was left in awe of what a wonderful idea it was. ...

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do you give your kids an allowance?

I mentioned last week that I was upping my kids’ chores for 2012, cause if I’m going to get anything done this year, someone else is going to have to line up the 25 pairs of shoes under the bench in the front hall every afternoon. So far, it’s going pretty well. My kids are ...

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2012: a few hopeful resolutions

On this blog, I always try to post things that are either 1) hopefully-humorous musings on just how I got like this or 2) hopefully-optimistic ways in which parents who are “like this” like me might be a little bit less so. After two weeks of no school, no afterschool activities, no babysitter, I feel ...

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