Seamus (returning from bathroom): Benny, do you have a penis?
Seamus: Benny, do you have a penis?
Benny: What’s a peentz?
Seamus: I show you.
(Seamus pulls down his pants for display purposes.)
Seamus: Dere, dat’s a penis. Do you have one?
Benny: I don’t know, let me look.
(Benny pulls down his pants. They both scrutinize.)
Seamus: Yup. That’s a penis.