overheard: exchange from my son’s playdate

Seamus (returning from bathroom): Benny, do you have a penis?

(Blank stare.)

Seamus: Benny, do you have a penis?

(Pause.)

Benny: What’s a peentz?

Seamus: I show you.

(Seamus pulls down his pants for display purposes.)

Seamus: Dere, dat’s a penis. Do you have one?

(Pause.)

Benny: I don’t know, let me look.

(Benny pulls down his pants. They both scrutinize.)

Seamus: Yup. That’s a penis.

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Mollie April 30, 2008 at 3:23 pm

FYI: You missed this one in your name purge!

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