names have been changed to protect the innocent

Hello readers. I have made a recent realization, in this age of the Internet in which we live, that it is less than wise to have my children’s actual names as part of my blog.

I mean, they’ll be applying for jobs someday, and I don’t want their poop habits writ large for all their prospective employers.

So, to save them future embarrassment, they will henceforth be known as Cooper, Fergus, and Maddie. Close enough to their real names that, if you know them in real life, they can still be a little embarrassed. I mean, come on, that’s healthy.