no issues, none whatsoever

This is what Fergus asked me last night, as we were having a intimate, cozy moment, me toweling him off after his warm bath:

FERGUS: Mommy. If I cut Maddie’s feet off wif a knife. Would she not be able to walk anymore?

MOMMY manages to under-react.

MOMMY: Hmm, I don’t know, but I don’t think that’s a nice thing to say.

FERGUS: I not saying I DO it. I just saying IF I did it.

Oh, OK. In THAT case, there’s no problem here at all.