Seamus was in the bathroom, taking care of business. I came in and asked him to flush. He did. The toilet made that gurgly, almost-clogged noise.
MOM: Wow, Shea. It sounds like you had success.
SEAMUS: Yes. And Mommy, you know what?
SEAMUS: If a poop doesn’t wook big, but then you hear that noise? That’s to wemind you. It weally was.