I was WONDERING why they called her that

Thursday night. Seamus in the bathtub. Me sitting on the (closed) toilet seat.

SEAMUS: Mommy, you have a vagina.
MOMMY: You’re right, I do.
SEAMUS: And it’s named after a color.

Pause.

MOMMY: What?
SEAMUS: (quite sure of himself) And it’s named after a color.
MOMMY: It is?
SEAMUS: Mm-hmm.
MOMMY: …Which one?

Pause.

SEAMUS: Blue’s fwiend.

Pause.

MOMMY: Blue from Blue’s Clues?
SEAMUS: Mm-hmm.

Pause.

MOMMY: Seamus, Blue’s friend’s name is Magenta.
SEAMUS: Oh.

Pause.

SEAMUS: I fought it was Vagina.

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Katie Craft February 15, 2010 at 1:42 pm

HOLY COW!! That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard! Kids are hilarious!!! 🙂

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Lacy v V February 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm

LOL! Fortunately this conversation was in the bathtub instead of at a restaurant or the mall!

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Mollie February 15, 2010 at 4:03 pm

I assumed Magenta was a boy. Shows you how long it's been since I watched Blue's Clues…

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Anonymous February 15, 2010 at 5:59 pm

This is the posting that Seamus will never forgive you for…

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sarah February 17, 2010 at 2:49 am

omg, that was my biggest laugh of the day! my cat actually looked at me like, "seriously?"

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Jen @ Rolling Through Looneyville February 18, 2010 at 1:10 pm

HAHA! Awesome! Kids are hilarious. Yours is no exception.

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Sarah in NC February 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm

My co-workers can't understand why I'm laughing out loud in my cube at work …

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