that’s not a treat, that’s a SNACK

At school pickup yesterday:

SEAMUS: Mom, did you bwing me a snack?

MOMMY: Yep. Here’s some pretzels.

SEAMUS: Did you bwing me a tweat?

MOMMY: I just said yes! Pretzels. Here.

Seamus regards them, warily.

SEAMUS: Mommy. Pretzels are not tweats. They’re SNACKS.

MOMMY: What’s the difference?

SEAMUS: Well. A tweat? Is somefing you love to eat. A snack? Is somefing you WIKE to eat. But not SO much.

Actually, I totally get it.